So, you see stuff like this all the time. Funny interpretations, "engrish" and all that. Well, here is a little from Roland's MSQ-700 manual. It isn't engrish per se, but I find it rather humorous. I've highlighted the parts I'm talking about, with a blue highlighter, in case we don't have the same sort of sense of humor and you don't know what I'm talking about.
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